If you don’t got hoes stealin’ your hoodies, either your hoodies aren’t dope or you don’t got hoes. Either way, The Jericho is the dope-ass hoodie that will help you get hoes—who will undoubtedly steal it—so order two.

• 100% Kangaroo
• Extra slim fit, perfect for drug addicts
• Side-seamed construction so you don't fall out
• Ribbed for her pleasure
• Hidden side pockets, perfect for rare coins
• Hand crafted by a child in North Korea